Leo woke up talking about corn dogs. The exact first thing he said when he opened his eyes was, “Mom, do you know how they make corn dogs? First they put a hot dog on a stick and then they dip it in corn. Then they grill it in some fried water.”

(That was the point where I lost it and started laughing. He kept going.)

“What?! Is that not right? But I saw it on tv!”

“Leo, are you hungry?”

“I don’t think so. But I was dreaming about corn dogs.  So maybe.”