That would be today. Teresa Scanlan, last year’s Miss America is in our county for the week, making different appearances to promote Constitution Week. She came to speak at our work in-service last night and I really wanted not to like her. She was beautiful, 19, and the guys couldn’t stop staring. And then she started talking. And then I couldn’t stop staring.
What a good girl. I say that, because, let me remind you – SHE IS NINETEEN. Years old. Yeah. She made me feel like I’ve accomplished nothing in my 28 years. (wink)
Anyway, I found out they were going to be hosting a princess party/ice cream social for the kids in town and I asked Simon if he wanted to go. Last night, he said nothing.
So, I asked him again today after work. Full disclosure (if you haven’t yet figured it out), I wanted to try on that crown and the rumor was that she would be letting people do that. YES.
TODAY when I asked Simon if he wanted to go meet Miss America, he asked, “Will there be other boys there?”
I debated on telling him a white lie, but decided against it. “No, you and Leo will probably be the only boys there.”
“So, it will only be girls and Miss America?”
“Yeah, probably.”
“Lots of girls wearing princess costumes?”
“Yeah, probably.”
“Ok. Yeah, I want to go.”
Awesome.
So, we went. We stood in a short line (because we skipped the ice cream), with one of Simon’s friends, and got to meet her. Simon was smitten. He told her he liked her dress. He told her he had a brother. He told her that he was excited to meet a real live princess. (He is a flirt. I have no idea where he got that from.)
PROOF:
And then I tried to encourage Leo to get into the picture, and this was what happened:
However, if you notice the height of her eyebrows in the picture above? Yeah, Simon had just told her, out of the clear blue that he has “a Wii.” She then made that face. Which prompted me to tell her that he meant the video game system. Oy. It could have been awkward if it wasn’t so funny. She told him that she was so happy to meet him and good luck in Kindergarten. And Leo just walked away.
And then it was my turn. She was very gracious. And I was a giant nerd, as evidenced by my face when I GOT TO PUT ON THE CROWN.
PROOF!
She was really a lovely girl. And when she runs for President in 2028, because that is her goal, I may consider voting for her. Potentially. Because I really have no idea what she stands for. But, boy, can she charm the pants off you with her poise. (No one’s pants came off – OUT OF THE GUTTER.)
But only if she wins will I stand in another line to get the picture autographed. Instead, I just took the blank one. Actually, I took two. One for Leo and one for Simon. Although we know “Leo’s” is not actually for him. Whatever.